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The Pygmy Hippo

Born at the Toronto Zoo on 2 August 2026. Up and walking within minutes. The zoo still hasn't named her, so we did.

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A newborn pygmy hippo standing on straw with her mouth wide open, traced in golden light.

Straight to her feet

Pygmy hippo calves can walk the moment they are born. This one went looking for something to shout at.

The Toronto Zoo posted the first footage on the day they announced her.

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Move over, Moo Deng

On 2 August 2026 a female pygmy hippo was born at the Toronto Zoo to Kindia, aged 20, and Harvey, aged 31. She had the run of her enclosure by the end of the day.

Pygmy hippos are endangered. Between 2,000 and 3,000 are left in the wild, which makes her about as rare as an animal gets.

She doesn't have a name yet. Until the zoo picks one, she's $TINYTANK.

Born
2 August 2026
Where
Toronto Zoo
Parents
Kindia and Harvey
Name
Still undecided
Kindia resting on straw beside her newborn calf.
Kindia and her calf, hours old
The pygmy hippo calf standing on straw with her mouth wide open.
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How to buy

Four steps, about five minutes if you're starting from nothing.

  1. Get a wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper and never type it anywhere.

  2. Add SOL

    Buy SOL in the wallet or send it from an exchange. Keep a little spare for fees.

  3. Swap

    Open pump.fun or Jupiter, paste the contract address, and confirm. Check the address character by character, because fakes are everywhere.

  4. Hold

    Then come be loud about it on X and Telegram. That is the whole job.

Tokenomics

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Contract

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